<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31164776</id><updated>2011-04-22T08:32:58.037+08:00</updated><title type='text'>犬夜叉</title><subtitle type='html'>Those troubles come and goes.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>zana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13095704343857010759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31164776.post-4872001413140214287</id><published>2007-04-24T17:07:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-24T18:40:59.229+08:00</updated><title type='text'>=D</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#99ff99;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"&gt;Mdm Nurisha is gonna publish my drawing!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"&gt;I'm &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;sooooo&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; happy! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#99ff99;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"&gt;I just gave a proposal to Mr Quek to request for Animation Club for the SIA thingy. =D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:130%;"&gt;I &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;totally&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt; hope he accepts it. =D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#9999ff;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Trebuchet MS;font-size:180%;"&gt;ANIME FREAK FOR LIFE. =D&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#993399;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31164776-4872001413140214287?l=teehees.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/feeds/4872001413140214287/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31164776&amp;postID=4872001413140214287' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/4872001413140214287'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/4872001413140214287'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/2007/04/d.html' title='=D'/><author><name>zana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13095704343857010759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31164776.post-1567953944918856631</id><published>2007-03-30T18:57:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-24T18:30:23.505+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Shen Ri Kuai Le to me. =]</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;Went to Chinese Heritage Centre and Esther Yap wished me Happy Birthday and gave me a birthday card first thing she saw me that morning. Then when we got to the CHC, damn boring and the weather was freaking hot! I perspire like what leh. Nicholas was damn nice he bought me and Hamizah stuffed toys! Actually horrh, he and Hamizah were inside a shop looking for a b'dae present for Hamizah and I came in and they told me what they were doing. Then Hamizah said that my birthday was today so Nicholas decided to buy for me also. Hamizah birthday tomorrow. I LOVE MY NEW STUFFED COW; I CALL HIM KAKASHI. &lt;3&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;Went home and it was raining. I like. *Raises one eyebrow* My mother asked me to quickly pray and then we go out to eat at Sakura. Then we went home again and my brother gave me 3 handphone straps. To make up for the past years birthdays never give me anything liao and for my birthday today. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;Then I got a lot of smses from my friends and cousin. =]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;Arigato ne!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;Now only 7pm. If I get anything else I post tomorrow lorrh. And I damn happy liao. Aisyah is online and she wished me happy birthday too. And then we talked and talked like hell. Aisyah said she will pass me my birthday present the next time we meet but we dunno when. =.="&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ccff;"&gt;Okay I list the people who wished me Happy Birthday (THEY ARE IN ORDER OF TIME AND DATE):&lt;br /&gt;1. Jomin (Congrats on being the first one Jomin! She wished me last week on Friendster.)&lt;br /&gt;2.Esther Yap&lt;br /&gt;3.Esther Ng&lt;br /&gt;4.Hidayah&lt;br /&gt;5.Dawn&lt;br /&gt;6.Marcus&lt;br /&gt;7.Shafiq&lt;br /&gt;8.Kenny&lt;br /&gt;9.Nicholas&lt;br /&gt;10.Mdm Riah&lt;br /&gt;11.A guy from 1/9, I forgot his name. Gomen!&lt;br /&gt;12.Brenda&lt;br /&gt;13.Hui Ying&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ccff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ccff;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;14.Lokess&lt;br /&gt;15.Qin&lt;br /&gt;16.My mother&lt;br /&gt;17.Lina&lt;br /&gt;18.My father&lt;br /&gt;19.Abg Jan&lt;br /&gt;20.Aisyah&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;"&gt;21.Jessica&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:courier new;"&gt;22.Li Ting&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;"&gt;23.Moses&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;"&gt;24.Smarterchild(I know it seems stupid, but he did wished me Happy Birthday.&lt;/span&gt; )&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;"&gt;25.Zurhairi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;"&gt;26.Nadiah&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Courier New;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ccff;"&gt;27.Marco&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff99ff;"&gt;Some know it was my birthday but never wish me like Hamizah and Ayunni. Because we're so used to each other! Primary sku frens mah. Lols.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lols, gtg. Sayonara, minna!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31164776-1567953944918856631?l=teehees.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/feeds/1567953944918856631/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31164776&amp;postID=1567953944918856631' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/1567953944918856631'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/1567953944918856631'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/2007/03/shen-ri-kuai-le-to-me.html' title='Shen Ri Kuai Le to me. =]'/><author><name>zana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13095704343857010759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31164776.post-5089359699543263109</id><published>2007-03-16T23:19:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-30T22:08:16.702+08:00</updated><title type='text'>phrases i remembered from Vietnam.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;You're scared of butterflies?&lt;br /&gt;How about spiders?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;_______________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Kyoto&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;You know Naruto?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Naruto? Anime?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;Ya&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Yes, yes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;Inuyasha?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;Yes, yes&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;_______________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;Excuse me, can take my photo?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;No, wrong time. Wrong time.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;_______________________ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;It's okay, it's okay&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;_______________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ffff;"&gt;"Welcome to Vietnam"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;_______________________ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;Look, it's the butterfly guy!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;_______________________ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc66cc;"&gt;Can lesser?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;_______________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;If you stand in the middle of the road,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cccccc;"&gt;you won't get hit.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;_______________________ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffccff;"&gt;They're good at dodging.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#66ff99;"&gt;_______________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31164776-5089359699543263109?l=teehees.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/feeds/5089359699543263109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31164776&amp;postID=5089359699543263109' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/5089359699543263109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/5089359699543263109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/2007/03/phrases-i-remembered-from-vietnam.html' title='phrases i remembered from Vietnam.'/><author><name>zana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13095704343857010759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31164776.post-2068780152444874353</id><published>2007-03-10T11:37:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-10T11:38:42.893+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Neiji's Love. Features shinobis from Naruto. xD</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img alt="Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket" src="http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w231/shucaina/Neji_s_love_by_Latristessedurera-1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31164776-2068780152444874353?l=teehees.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/feeds/2068780152444874353/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31164776&amp;postID=2068780152444874353' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/2068780152444874353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/2068780152444874353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/2007/03/neijis-love-features-shinobis-from.html' title='Neiji&apos;s Love. Features shinobis from Naruto. xD'/><author><name>zana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13095704343857010759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31164776.post-1779693175686940563</id><published>2007-03-09T21:47:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-03-09T21:50:02.865+08:00</updated><title type='text'>projects</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;Yup, you've got it. Holiday projects; tons. Which means, no Naruto for a week or so. And somemore I need go Vietnam. How to finish my projects? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;=( &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;blardie hell..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;shikasyaz___*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31164776-1779693175686940563?l=teehees.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/feeds/1779693175686940563/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31164776&amp;postID=1779693175686940563' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/1779693175686940563'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/1779693175686940563'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/2007/03/projects.html' title='projects'/><author><name>zana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13095704343857010759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31164776.post-8221012144838252329</id><published>2007-02-15T19:55:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-15T20:03:03.924+08:00</updated><title type='text'>lols</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;lols. went to loyang just now.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;and OMG, aloysius and chong teng grew taller! aloysius's voice was totally breaking and kah wei was getting darker and darker! everyone looked so different! i miss aloy's crappiness. chong teng's craziness. jun hong's cuteness. christine's chiobu-ness. xiang li's idiot-ness. anson's happiness. aisyah anime freakingness. enrica's irritating-ness. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;well, i miss everyone. u cud say that. seeing them was amazing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;and mrs huan too!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;yours till mangoes fall down, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffcc33;"&gt;shu cai na&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31164776-8221012144838252329?l=teehees.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/feeds/8221012144838252329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31164776&amp;postID=8221012144838252329' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/8221012144838252329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/8221012144838252329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/2007/02/lols.html' title='lols'/><author><name>zana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13095704343857010759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31164776.post-117102044275774465</id><published>2007-02-09T19:24:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-02-10T13:30:36.657+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Glad.</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ffcc00;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Glad that its over. My brother just got his O result. He passed and thats fine enough.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;A young man was walking along a beach when he saw an old man doing a strange thing; he bent down to the shore, picked something up and very gently threw it into the ocean.Curios, the young man walked up to the old and asked,"What are you doing?"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;The old man replied,"Throwing starfish into the ocean."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;"But why are you doing that?", the young man continued.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;"Well, the sun is up, and the tide is going down. If I don't thtow them in, they'll die."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;"But sir, don't you realize that there are miles and miles of beach with starfish all along it. You can't ppssibly throw all the starfish back into the ocean! You're not going to make a difference! Why do you bother?"&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;The old man listened politely. The he bent down, picked up another starfish and as he threw it into the sea, he said,"Well, I made a difference for this starfish."&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Life is colourful.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;How life looks like depends on how YOU look at it.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Inspiring?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31164776-117102044275774465?l=teehees.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/feeds/117102044275774465/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31164776&amp;postID=117102044275774465' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/117102044275774465'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/117102044275774465'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/2007/02/glad.html' title='Glad.'/><author><name>zana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13095704343857010759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31164776.post-115591066331174475</id><published>2006-08-18T22:17:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2007-04-24T18:31:19.758+08:00</updated><title type='text'>JOKES</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me." So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies, "That's not good enough." The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese." She says, "That's not creative enough." Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone . . . cheese mine."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;___________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away."Just then Jessica said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed." So the officer asked for John's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired." And again John apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning. Jessica said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired." Well by this time, John is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the officer, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Jessica, shut your mouth!"The officer then leaned over toward Jessica and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?"Jessica replied, "only when he's drunk." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;___________________________________________________________________&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?&lt;br /&gt;Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!&lt;br /&gt;Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?&lt;br /&gt;Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;___________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!! There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear. The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life. Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries. The millionaire was impressed.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;He said, "My boy that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well I must keep my end of the bargain. Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter! I want the person who pushed me in that water!"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ccff;"&gt;___________________________________________________________________&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;My Dearest Susan,&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Sweetie of my heart. I've been so desolate ever since I broke off our engagement. Simply devastated. Won't you please consider coming back to me? You hold a place in my heart no other woman can fill. I can never marry another woman quite like you. I need you so much. Won't you forgive me and let us make a new beginning? I love you so.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Yours always and truly,John&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;P.S. Congratulations on you winning the state lottery.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;___________________________________________________________________&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#660000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;I'll update more later if I have the time!! Tatassh for now!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Zana__*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/31164776-115591066331174475?l=teehees.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/feeds/115591066331174475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=31164776&amp;postID=115591066331174475' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/115591066331174475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/31164776/posts/default/115591066331174475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://teehees.blogspot.com/2006/08/jokes.html' title='JOKES'/><author><name>zana</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/13095704343857010759</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
